1. Beg Hironobu Sakaguchi to come back.* This shouldn't be too hard.
2. Ask Sakaguchi to make a game on an SNES cartridge. If you're feeling generous, give him a Chrono Trigger-sized cartridge. Ask the employees who made that FFXIII sprite movie to help out. Beg Yoshitaka Amano and Kaori Tanaka to do the designs. Beg Nobuo Uematsu to do the music ( Read more... )

1. Lock Tetsuya Nomura in a room and give him some acid so he can start drawing up...something. Something involving belts and hearts. NO EDITING ALLOWED.
2. Make pretty trailers based on whatever Nomura drew. Trailer must include mockups of gameplay so people will understand that development is definitely well on its way.
3. Plan out all side ( Read more... )